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| Thema: :) Klingen sogar ziemlich authentisch... nT | Antwort auf: Disorder in American Courts von Melanie | |
| >Heh. :D > >Melanie > >ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? >WITNESS: July 18th. >ATTORNEY: What year? >WITNESS: Every year. >_____________________________________ >ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? >WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? >WITNESS: Yes. >ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? >WITNESS: I forget. >ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? >_____________________________________ >ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? >WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. >ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? >WITNESS: Forty-five years. >_____________________________________ >ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? >WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" >ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? >WITNESS: My name is Susan. >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? >WITNESS: We both do. >ATTORNEY: Voodoo? >WITNESS: We do. >ATTORNEY: You do? >WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it >until the next morning? >WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? >___________________________________ >ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? >WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. >________________________________________ >ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? >WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? > >WITNESS: Yes. >ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? >WITNESS: Uh.... >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? >WITNESS: Yes. >ATTORNEY: How many were boys? >WITNESS: None. >ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? >WITNESS: By death. >ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? >WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. >ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to >your attorney? >WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? >WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? >WITNESS: Oral. >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? >WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. >ATTORNEY: And Mr... Denton was dead at the time? >WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? >WITNESS: Huh? >______________________________________ >ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? >WITNESS: No. >ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? >WITNESS: No. >ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? >WITNESS: No. >ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? >WITNESS: No. >ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? >WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. >ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? >WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. |
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