Schrody  (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 19.05.2004 17:52 Uhr
Thema: Archivsprüche, 19.05.04 Antwort auf: Archiveintrag 10.02.2004 von Rinoa
Liebes Archiv,

"Omigosh! Kaktor, you look awful! What happened? Oh no! Not the bees again! It looks like they threw a party on your poor face! They're so vicious! You should have run! Why didn't you run away? That would've been totally smarter, hay-OK!" - Winnie

"AAAH! Freak! You scared me! Is that you...Kaktor? I didn't even recognize you!How many times were you stung, you think? When the bees start a-buzzin', you'd best start a-runnin', ska-WEAK!" - Penny

"Oh, mercy me! I almost didn't recognize you, Kaktor. It's a good think it's dark. I'd be too mortified to go out in the light of day with any face like that, brrrmph. If I were you, I'd go straight home and lock my door, brrrmph." - Friga

"Who's there?! Who's that?! Oh, Kaktor. Sorry if I sounded gruff. It's dark out, I see a creepy-looking face...It kind of startled me, mariachi. That bee sting you're sporting doesn't look all that good. You should probably go home early and get some rest." Otherwise, the swelling might not go down overnight, mariachi!" - Cobb

"EEEEK! You startled me! Your face...looks a little...Hold on. Kaktor? Is that you? It is! What on earth happened? You really freaked me out for a second there, but I'm calm again now. Were you teasing bees, child? Bees can be pretty determined when they're mad, but if you're fast enough, you can get away, child!" - Kitt

"Whoa! You look hilarious! War har har har har har! I mean, thanks for the chuckle and everything, but aren't you embarassed to be walking around like that? Listen, O master of the bees, you'd better turn around and go home, so you can get some rest, jacuzzi! Otherwise it might not heal right away, jacuzzi." - Appollo

"Oh, no way! How many times did you get stung? It looks like there was a bee birthday party on your face! I don't know what you were looking for when you were shaking tree...and I don't want to know...but you probably shouldn't press so much luck, pig cop." - Spork

Ganz genau, ich wurde wieder mal von Bienen gestochen, statt die gesuchte Spinne zu finden. Und das oben waren noch die netteren Kommentare. Buzz meinte, ich solle mich nicht so haben und die Narben stolz tragen wie ein Mann, und Lieblingsschweinchen Hugh knallte mir ein "Get out of town!" an den Kopf.

Spork macht mir irgendwie auch Sorgen. Der trägt schon seit Tagen so ein eigenartiges pinkfarbenes Teil. Möchte gar nicht wissen, wo der das her hat. Aber dafür trägt die superniedliche Maple mein selbstdesigntes Mickey Mouse Shirt und sieht damit gleich nochmal so knuffig aus!
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