| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 27.03.2024 19:06 Uhr |
Is there something you'd like to
share with the class, Miss Lyons?
We were just wondering if
your pants are big enough.
Excuse me?
It just seems like there's a little
fashion emergency going on.
Did you get your pants
from the lost and found?
Yeah, these pants are a little big.
They were my dad's.
Why am I wearing my dead
father's pants, you ask?
Because I've moved
back in with my mother.
My wife left me two weeks
ago for a racquetball teacher.
Happy now?
God, chill out.
It was a joke.
I'D LOVE TO CHILL OUT, ERIN!
I REALLY WOULD.
But you know what, life
has other plans for me.
My wife says he makes eye contact
with her when they make love.
With me, it's either eye
contact or an erection.
You have to choose one.
And silly me, I thought the
right choice was the erection.
Well, I had a 50/50 shot, didn't I?
Turns out she wants eye contact.
And now that I've moved
back in with Mother,
I have to masturbate into the
toilet because my bed squeaks.
Of course, if you ask my ex-wife,
the toilet is where Mr.
George's sperm belongs.
Now there's a joke, Erin.
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
