| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 12.02.2023 19:06 Uhr |
German Wikipedia or "Viko-pedia!"
says the show takes place
in the "magical world
of an old coat hanger factory."
Gernot is a worm and
the flawless leader.
Next there's Kommandant
Strudel Goofel-berry.
A sassy hippo.
Then there's a two-headed blob,
Uschi and Booshi.
Uschi represents the sadness
of the failed fall harvest.
And Booshi represents the
brief moment of happiness
that washes over you before death.
Finally there's a talking file cabinet,
Doctor Du-Du Dankers,
who represents the perfection
of the organizational skills
that every German child dreams of,
but nightmarishly never achieves.
There's the episode on sharing!
Huh, not available for download.
That's strange. That's the one
episode you can't download.
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Oh, don't be silly!
You can't start with the
big lesson of the day.
That's the end of the show.
First you have to do the opening song,
then the numbers jamboree,
the message from the legislature
about new government regulations,
the grammar gulag,
a reading of the crop yields,
and the time for undeserved spanking.
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Gernot and StrudelChildren are weak and
have very small brain
Gernot and Strudel
Your body can be
trained to not feel pain
The Ministry of
Culture has approved
Your watching of this show
If you catch your
parents with rock music
Let the government know
You'll work in a factory
till the day you die
Tears are for the French,
you are not allowed to cry
Gernot and Strudel
Children are weak and
have very small brain
Gernot and Strudel
Your body can be
trained to not feel pain.
