| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 02.06.2022 19:17 Uhr |
- Sir, she's ghosting you.
- Ghosting me?
Don't listen to Mikaela, sir.
This is standard cat-and-mouse stuff.
I go years without hearing from women.
Okay, maybe we can save this.
What have you texted her today?
- Whoa.
- Oh, God.
Did you copy and paste all the
lyrics to a Joni Mitchell song?
No. No, I... I typed them out.
- And a voice memo?
- It does voice memos?
"Siri, search Angelica
Masters control-top pantyhose."
And you sent her a red heart?
Sir, the progression
is green heart, yellow heart,
purple heart, pink heart,
double-pink heart, then red heart.
A red heart is what you send to your mom
on, like, Mothers' Day or to your dad
when he sends you a
picture of fish he caught
and you don't know how else to connect.
God, what's wrong with me?
I'm being a total doofus.
Was so eine etwas andere Frisur ausmachen kann.
Mikaela ist mir auf einmal sympathisch.
