| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 12.10.2020 19:07 Uhr |
Örks, ekelhafte Folge! Super!
We're in the middle
of a pinworm epidemic.
There are pinworms crawling
through kids' stomachs,
laying eggs in their anuses,
and I'm supposed to be able
to think about what
two plus two equals?!
Wait, is that what you're
being taught in math right now?
Butt worms, Dad!
That's what I'm being taught!
And it's itchy, and
kids start scratching
and spread the eggs everywhere!
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So we really think
Gene got the pinwheels?
- Um, I think it's pinworms.
- Right, right, pinworms, yeah.
He has all the signs, Mom...
The itching, the crazy look in his eye,
like a boy whose butt is possessed.
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I mean,
we don't know for sure that it's pinworms.
Maybe Gene just needs to wipe better.
Better or with more passion?
