Sascha  (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 08.04.2020 19:38 Uhr
Thema: Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens S01E07 ''Grandma Loves Nor Antwort auf: ø¤º°`°º TVTV - Die Fernsehmilizen im Archiv XI! °`°º¤ von Sascha

But there are no good
app ideas anymore.
Everything's already been done.

That's not true.
Netflix for Dogs.
Uh, a poop emoji.
But it's like pictures
of your own poop,
and you put eyes on it.
What about an app that
takes a picture of a place,
and you can find out what...
What used to be there?
I don't know if anyone's
done that already,
but that's actually good.
What about like
a flesh mold of a vagina,
right, but it's portable?
And we call it a pocket pussy.
An app that tells you
if you're ugly or not.
An app that you could look at
your vagina like in a mirror.
An app that shows you
what you would look like
as a decaying corpse,
that's tight, that's a good one.
No! An app that tells you
if a ghost is friendly or not!
An app that finds
your long-lost friends.
An app that lightly stimulates
your butthole.
An app that lightly
stimulates your friends'.
An app that beckons squirrels.
An app that... it's like Tinder
but for parakeets.
I need more!
But I have to poop.
You should be pooping ideas!


Tolle App-Ideen! Und:
Die "Raging Lesbian" war ja total in Ordnung!

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