| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 25.11.2019 19:14 Uhr |
Why are you here?
I've got 73 million followers, right?
And 20,000 to 25,000
usually want to come
to one of my shows, right?
And so I get a lot of requests, right?
For stuff that I could just
never really do, you know?
I mean, a lot of girls want
me to be their prom dates,
and a lot of kids are
sick in the hospital,
and a lot of moms want me
to visit their daughter
at some birthday party
for, like, five minutes.
I mean, a lot of them even
offer me money, you know?
Like, a couple hundred thou,
go to a party for a minute.
What'd you do?
Well, sometimes when
a mom offers me to go
to one of these birthday parties,
they offer me more than just money.
What do they offer you?
Blowjob.
They wanna fuck.
How many times has this happened?
Maybe 200.
Maybe, and so this one woman,
I'll just call her Joan, right?
So I told her I'd go to her
daughter's prom party,
and so she came to my hotel room.
And she asked me if she
could take my picture.
But, uh, now she's
saying she wants money.
But, I mean, I don't think
I should do that, right?
You know, because, like,
I could give her the money,
but she could just make copies
and distribute the pictures.
So Adam asked around, and
Ashley and a few other stars
said that you do stuff.
Dieser ganze Influencer-Krams in Serien geht mir auf die Nerven.
Aber die Story da drumrum wäre cool gewesen. Die Cop-Geschichte
kriegt mit dem Fund des Kopfes auch wieder Pfeffer. Wenn der Tanker
allerdings Opi gekillt hat, dann vergesst, was ich geschrieben habe.
