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Thema: Kidding S01E10 ''Some Day'' (Spoiler!) | Antwort auf: ø¤º°`°º TVTV - Die Fernsehmilizen im Archiv IX! °`°º¤ von Sascha | |
Live from President's Park in the heart of the nation's capital, it's America's Christmas Tree Lighting 2018. This year, we celebrate the festive season in a time-honored holiday tradition featuring performances from Trisha Yearwood, Wynonna Judd, The Texas Tenors, with Kathie Lee Gifford and Dean Cain. Please welcome our host, Mr. Jeff Pickles. Your parents don't deserve you. If they did, you wouldn't be able to walk from Los Angeles to Beijing on a bridge of floating plastic. What's left to drink when the water has too much lead in it? The orange juice has too much sugar. They put so many hormones in the milk, girls are spending their eighth birthday with Aunt Flo. They want me to put Soap Scum on a tampon box. They want Ennui hawking antidepressants. You are the product of narcissism. Your parents look at you and see their own death. They either expect more of you than you can give them or, worse, nothing at all. Statistically, they hate each other. They use you to fix their flaws. They want you to read the books they won't. You are the caviar of a trout. Your parents will always love you enough to pretend they love you. That's why they buy you dolls, so you can practice pretending too. Your parents are failing you. Mine did, and yours do. Every day. I know this because they leave you with me. Don't believe me? Next time you're watching my show, call out for your mom or your dad. Do they respond? No. Of course not. They're avoiding you. Your mom is chasing down a handful of Klonopin with a Diet Dr Pepper. And Dad is out there drinking from the bottles that empty him. I like you, the friends who visit me on television. But I'm not your father. And I shouldn't be. I killed my son. ... I didn't listen to him. So he didn't listen to me. Turns out, I was a pretty good talker but a terrible listener. Why didn't I listen? Because I can be selfish too. If I had really listened to him, I would have heard my own flaws, my own anger. For me to address his flaws, I would have had to admit to my own. If I had listened to him, maybe he would have listened to me. Maybe he would have done his homework. Maybe he would have put on a seat belt. Now it's almost Christmas. Again. And in that spirit, I want you to go to where your parents hide things. Sometimes it's a special drawer or the linen closet. All children know where this is. It's where your parents hide your presents. I want you to open them early. It's all right. I say it's okay. I don't wanna fail you anymore. Did you get a talking Mr. Pickles? Go ahead. Pull the string. And, Jill, if you're listening, I'm sorry. I will always love you. |
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