| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 22.06.2018 19:55 Uhr |
Uh, excuse me?
Are you pregnant or just fat?
Pregnant.
Okay, good. Uh, quick question,
do you have any feelings of,
I don't know, overwhelming
panic and a desire to flee?
Is that your first?
Yeah. Well, technically
it's not mine. It's my boss's.
Uh, okay.
Uh, little advice. Get the C-section.
With my first, I was
in labor for 36 hours.
Finally, I bit off part
of my tongue, I passed out...
Sorry, didn't mean to eavesdrop,
but I had a C-section. Not great.
They couldn't get my
uterus back in after,
and they had to just keep
shoving and punching it in
like an overstuffed duffel.
I had to have twins.
Breech birth, in the back of an Altima.
Some EMT cut me from hole to hole...
Ich denke mal, wenn die furchtbare Schwangerschaftsgeschichte
durch ist, geht's mit furchtbaren Babygeschichten weiter. Oder
Amys neuer furchtbarer Schwangerschaftsgeschichte. Örks.
