Sascha  (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 25.12.2015 19:41 Uhr
Thema: Black Jesus S02E02 ''Jesus Gonna Get His'' (Spoiler!) Antwort auf: ø¤º°`°º TVTV - Die Fernsehmilizen im Archiv VI! °`°º¤ø von Sascha

Now, you know...
last Sunday a sister stopped me.
She said, "Reverend, What'd she say?
"I can't give to Jesus,
I'm short on rent." I said,
"You got it all backwards.
You're short on rent
because you can't pay Jesus."
Don't pay your bills first,
pay Jesus first. Then maybe
you'd be able to pay them bills.
Nigga said, Then "I got to
pay for my diabetes medicine.
I said, "If you paid Jesus,
maybe you wouldn't have
diabetes, nigga."
Then you drag your ingrate
asses in this church
and come with that,
"Here, Jesus, uh,
take this little ol'
bullshit ten percent
I got left over from the week."
And you got the nerve to
wonder why your life sucks,
why you ain't got shit.
Keep your ol' funky,
bullshit ten percent.
That's a tip!
Jesus don't want no tip...
Jesus want it all!


Mir hat Gesang gefehlt! Eine ungewöhnlich tiefe Geschichte. Propz.

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