| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 01.12.2015 19:09 Uhr |
Phil ist doch nur doof. So gut die Bacon-Sache mit Todd auch war, die restlichen
Verpackungen in zwei Müllbeuteln auf dem Jet-Ski anzubinden, das Ding gen Offenes
Meer zu schubsen und dann dumm zu gucken, als das Teil wieder zurück kommt, anstatt
das ganze a) einfach in dem anderen Haus zu lassen, b) zu verbrennen oder c)
irgendwo in der Gegend zu Entsorgen, ist schon so dumm, das ärgert mich selbst
tierisch. Argh. Aber das Phil'sche "Ich war's" war dann schon wieder nett.
"Hey, let's go share
this with the community."
"Screw the friggin'
community!" I said.
"Eat this with me, and
we'll go down together."
Then he said, "That's
wrong, sir. Never!"
So I pulled a gun on
him... you guys know
I do that from time to time.
Then he took the gun,
and he put it in his mouth
and said, "Pull the trigger,
'cause I would rather be dead
than not share this pork
product with the people I love."
And as I cocked my gun,
he calmly walked over, picked
up the three remaining bacons,
marched straight out the door
and delivered them to you guys,
tied up in a bow.
'Cause when Todd gives you
bacon, he puts a bow on it.
But that's friggin' Todd.
...
Okay, Todd, what's the real story?
