| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 05.04.2015 19:37 Uhr |
Das war ja heute Hilarious as Hell. Aber anstelle von "I'll make Love to you"
wäre mir "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday" auch wenn der Witz auch
darin lag, "I'll make Love to you" auf der Beerdigung zu singen. Die Kimmy
Storyline hat etwas gebraucht, die von der schwarzen Prinzessin war von Anfang
an super. Gerne mehr von Mr.Belden. Bitte, Bitte. Aber ich glaube, der Wunsch
wird nicht erfüllt werden. Weil sowas nie erfüllt wird.
Das Writing ist superb.
Mrs. Voorhees, I'm worried about Abattoir.
I walk him twice a day, and
he never goes to the bathroom.
Oh, they bred that out.
Someone's anus is purely decorative.
---
And if I had any money,
I would give it to you,
but I'm unemployed.
And Kimmy's backpack got stolen,
and that gold tooth I tried to pawn
turned out to be just a very yellow tooth.
--
What is that?
I was asked to sing here...
at the funeral...
of my dear friend...
Son Hae Sop.
I hope you sing one of
those sad Boyz II Men songs.
They always remind me of
all the homies I've lost.
---
You're going on another
date with Grant Belden?
That dude's, like, older than rocks,
and he fought in some war with Germany,
the guys from soccer.
---
I choked my roommate in
my sleep this morning.
And I didn't tell him
this, but the other day,
I woke up in the shower,
cleaning a knife.
What had I done with it?
---
- Oh, who are you?
- Mr. Belden, I'm Kimmy Schmidt.
- Schmidt! You're a German spy.
- No.
I know a Kraut posing
as a French prostitute
--
Der Präsident hat einen kleinen Schwanz!
