| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 22.03.2014 19:41 Uhr |
Argh... ich weiß nicht. Nicht so gut wie die erste Dungeon & Dragons-Folge, aber auch
nicht schlechter. Ganz viel verschenktes Potential. Fand nicht alle Charakter gelungen,
Hickeys Sohn (David Cross) schon gar nicht und teilwiese viel zu unübersichtlich. Dafür
deutlich bessere Texte als im ersten Teil.
I'm Joseph Gordon Diehard,
and I am only here to hug
my father, which I now do.
It's a trick!
- I'm not letting him hug me.
- I hug my father!
- He has gunpowder in his pants.
- I draw my sword. Stay back!
- I draw an arrow.
- So do I.
- Troll sound!
- Jeff, do you lower your sword?
- No!
- Dean, are you...
- I hug my father!
- You're impaled.
Oh!
Worth it.
- Ugh. Good lord.
- Son slayer!
- I attack Jeff!
- Arrow at Chang!
- Arrow at Annie!
- I head for the door of the tower.
So do I!
Taste the blade of Diehard!
- I run for cover.
- I turn a snake into a rope.
- Fire two arrows at Annie.
- Spear, spear.
- I take the kid. I pop him.
- Three damage.
Lightning bolt,
lightning bolt, lightning bolt.
Cure moderate wounds!
I spray all over them.
I hold Britta's
face in a puddle.
- Seven damage.
- Cleave, cleave, cleave!
- I fire two arrows.
- Dingleberry smash!
- Plus three, demonic eye look.
- And shove it up them!
