| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 18.01.2014 19:48 Uhr |
Achtzehn Minuten einer Folge, die nur in einem Raum spielt, dafür zu benutzen Troy auf
diese Art und Weise aus der Serie zu schreiben, ist Genial. Woooot. Alleine der Pierce-
Twist am Ende war sein Geld schon wert.
4ever. (/_\)Mr. Stone, hit us
with your grand finale.
May it be as brutal
as we deserve.
Very well.
Mr. Hawthorne's final round
of questions.
Britta Perry...
Do you know that you hate
yourself more than you should
and that your passion
inspired me?
No.
That's true.
She didn't know.
To Miss Perry,
I leave my iPod Nano
filled with music to take life
less seriously by.
Oh, that's nice.
I also leave you this liquid nitrogen
cooled cylinder of my hyper-virile sperm
in case your lesbian lifestyle
one day wears out
and you wish to raise
an army of geniuses.
- Shirley...
- Hmm?
Did you know that you
are not only a credit
to your race and gender,
but to our species,
and that I was intimidated by your
strength of character and business acumen?
Yes.
To Shirley Bennett,
I leave my spacious timeshare
in Florida...
Where she can take What's-his-name and
however many children she has now.
I also leave you a cylinder
of my sperm.
Annie Edison...
Did you know that you were
always my favorite?
You mentioned it once, but...
I leave you this tiara, which
you once refused to accept.
It's the same tiara
I used to wear
when my mother would verbally assault
me for not being a little girl.
Also sperm.
Jeff Winger,
did you know you're gay?
- No.
- Agree to disagree.
To you, I leave this bottle
of fine scotch
so that you're less tempted to drink
this cylinder of even finer sperm.
Abed Nadir, did you know
that you are insane
and nothing that you said
ever made any sense to me?
- Yep.
- Here's your sperm.
Troy Barnes, did you know that you possess
the greatest gift life can give...
The heart of a hero...
And that it's up to you
not to waste it like I did?
To Troy,
I leave the obligatory sperm.
Maybe it's because
everyone else got one,
and because
it's an old man's semen,
but, um,
I'm kind of disappointed.
In addition, I am prepared
to leave Troy Barnes
my remaining shares
in the Hawthorne Wipes company,
currently valued
at $14.3 million.
On one condition.
You must first sail my boat,
the Childish Tycoon,
by yourself
around the entire world.
- What?
- Again with the bait and switch.
When I was 23,
my father asked me
to do the same thing to earn
my adulthood and his fortune.
Of course I cheated and floated
off the coast of Belize
for a year doing coke
with John Denver.
I always regretted it.
I'd like to give you a chance
to do what I never did -
Become your own man.
Okay, I'm a lawyer, Troy.
It should be possible to contest
these conditions as unreasonable...
- I'll do it.
- And Pierce can take
his mind games
and his sperm and he can put...
- I'll do it.
- What?
Troy?
