| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 04.11.2013 19:31 Uhr |
Hey, you guys see the dude
I brought in today...
The drug dealer? 81 years old.
I think it's the oldest collar
of my entire career.
I once arrested a 96-year-old
for flashing.
I was terrified he'd die
in my backseat...
Or flash me.
My oldest collar was 78,
but the PCP
made her fight
like she was 20.
What about two
50-year-old twins?
Does that count
as a 100-year-old?
- No good.
- No.
You talking oldest bags?
68.
- That's not that old.
- Yeah, but I was only 20.
- 20? Were you even a cop then?
- No, man, it was before I got into the academy.
Charles isn't talking
about his oldest arrest.
Ew!
No... yes, I am.
Yeah, oldest arrest...
68, like I said.
God, you had sex
with a 68-year-old
when you were in your 20s?
You know how it is.
When you have a chance
to bed an older woman, you...
No, that is not an older woman.
That's an old woman!
That's someone's grandma!
She was, actually.
That's how I met her.
Went to college
with her grandson Marvin.
Don't... don't knock it
till you try it.
She had a replacement hip
with some serious torque.
It was like having sex
with a transformer.
N1ce. "Du wolltest das doch nicht mehr gucken?!"
It's all about the Postings.
