| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 25.01.2013 19:44 Uhr |
I'm Captain Johnny Depp,
and I put my artistic integrity
in question for a billion dollars.
Blackbeard!
A blacker beard than Jada Pinkett Smith.
And you, sir, have enough booty
for several pirates.
Let's do this.
By the way, nice costume.
What's your beard made of?
Hair from the drain.
No wonder you smell
like Cleveland's butt.
He-yah!
He-yah!
Oh, suck!
What was that noise?
- Nothing.
- Junior broke your recorder!
Really? My $1,100
Berchtesgaden Fleitl?
Damn it, this is why I told you
not to play Gay-Disney
Pirate Adventure in the house!
Johnny Depp kriegt 100 Millionen Dollar für FdK 5. Wäre mir im Prinzip völlig egal, wenn es
nicht bei den letzten Filmen so gewesen wäre, umso mehr Gage er kriegt umso weniger bleibt
für den eigentlichen Film übrig.
