| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 05.04.2012 19:39 Uhr |
You know how
they take kidneys out?
You'll walk into your room
and there will be plastic sheets
all over the floor.
Before you can react, a man in a
ski mask will tie you to a chair
with an Indian braided belt he
got on vacation in Santa Fe.
He'll turn on some Huey Lewis,
and then cut the damn thing out
with a rusty keyhole saw.
No antiseptic.
No novocaine.
No nothing.
Just the song "Hip to Be Square"
drowning out your boyish screams.
...
Mr. Smith, just curious.
How did you get the other kidney?
I called in a favor.
Auweia... :-O
