| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 17.06.2011 19:06 Uhr |
You told Maureen Byrne I was a prude.
In the locker room after gym,
you said if I ever let a...
a dick inside me,
it would turn into a popsicle.
Then everyone started calling me
P... Popsicle Patty.
I slept with 14 guys my junior year.
I got kicked out of my house.
Never quite made it to college.
Which is why they hired me,
the librarian's assistant.
Fun stuff.
I have had herpes for 27 years.
Do you know? But I am no prude.
