Sascha  (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 18.01.2006 20:26 Uhr
Thema: MEHR CHUCK NORRIS! Antwort auf: ABSOLUT CHUCK NORRIS! von Sascha

"Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."

"In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the
jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep."

"According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that,
Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers."

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won."
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