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| Thema: /r/ambien | Antwort auf: Wenn ich lache, lacht ihr auch! Part Deux! von Sascha | |
| [http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/02/things-you-did-on-ambien-is-reddits-best-subreddit.html] [http://ambien.blogspot.de/2010/12/ambien-walrus-collection.html] AnonymousDecember 3, 2013 at 7:15 AM My husband was wondering who I'm always talking to late at night. It must be Ambien Walrus. One time we left to go to Mac Donalds and didn't come back for six hours. My husband was wondering what happened and almost accused me of having a mystery boyfriend. All I remembered was waking up in the car at a gas station and asking the cashier for directions back to the street I live on, which was only a mile away. Somehow I got lost after the Mac Donald's drive thru,and all I brought back was a cold happy meal with a bite missing from the cheeseburger. The next time I tried ambien, I woke up in a puddle of melted ice cream in my bed. Thanks for everything Walrus. AnonymousOctober 16, 2013 at 3:03 PM Dearest Ambien Walrus, I miss you. I'm sorry I haven't called but that morning when I woke up covered in mud with twigs and leaves all in my bed and hair was frankly disturbing. I still have no idea where you took me that night. Apparently we had a blast facebook video chatting with that nice young man in Syria. So thanks for all the good times. Can't wait wait to see you again. I'll have a box of wine waiting.... AnonymousMarch 21, 2013 at 12:28 PM Ambien helps me go to bed and sleep. Ambien and alcohol helps me go to bed and send inappropriate misspelled text messages, tell my girlfriend to go to hell, sign up for match.com and message fat women, take a random road trip, make popcorn and pile it up on the living room floor, call my parents at 1 am, finish the whiskey, smoke a pack of cigarettes in the house, pee in the fireplace, write songs that makes absolutely no sense and nail the papers to the bedroom wall, donn a black suit, take all the lightbulbs out of the fixtures and put them in kitchen sink, and go to sleep on the porch. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2013 at 6:08 PM Remember the time we half-cooked an entire package of bacon, then covered it with chili peppers and two raw eggs at left it sitting on the stove to discover in the morning? Thanks for at least turning the stove off. And how about that checking and savings account I opened online in the middle of the night...that was fun. Nothing like discovering you've posted your personal and financial information by having checks show up in the mail. I also REALLY appreciated buying a 42 pack of Crest Whitening Strips...to the tune of $75...although, in the light of day, my teeth thank you. But nothing is better than "re-kindling" the online friendship with a crazy nut job that I FINALLY had gotten to cease contacting me after months of ignoring her constant texts, calls, emails and FB messages. Yep, thanks for that. usw. usw. |
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