| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 24.07.2025 19:48 Uhr |
Weiß jetzt nicht, was besser war; Sportler Blevins "And he's wearing some
sort of shorts that go all the way down? Wait, he owns pants?" über "So,
in the lunch line, Gene said: What is that man's obsession with sweating?
And I said: I think he collects it to make sweat candles so his whole house
can smell like PE. And Gene said... Yeah. And then he sells them on Sweatsy.
Kids must have heard us and spread it around as a rumor." Und dann kam ja
noch Fifth-Grade Megan: Is she following Blevins? Megan's not allowed to
follow teachers anymore. She followed Ms. Santucci home every day for three
days because she thought Ms. Santucci was a werewolf."
Aber es wurde sogar noch besser:
"But, actually, he's handing it all over to Big Data. They're mining our
sweat for DNA. They'll be able to predict who's gonna be a troublemaker,
who's gonna be a goody-goody, who's gonna go into performing arts. It all
goes into a database so schools can identify potential "problem" students."
Ey, die Sache mit Linda, ihren zu engen Schuhen und die Blase bringt mich
auf die Idee, mir fehlen noch Blasenpflaster in meinen Medi-Paks. "You kids
go ahead, we'll catch up in no time, if your dad doesn't slow us down too
much, right? So out of shape, he is. Oh, wait, here's some muffin money./
Muffin Money is gonna be my exotic dancer name!"
Und: Endlich mal was los in der Stadt. Auf dem Pier waren Autos, Leute
aber komischerweise keine Hunde oder sowas. Was mir aber gefehlt hat,
war am Ende ein Kniff, wo man Blevins sieht, wie er vielleicht doch
etwas vermeintlich Konspiratives macht. Geile Folge.
