| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 10.12.2024 19:22 Uhr |
God? Is that you?
Sorry I said I thought
you were imaginary.
It's not god, Beef.
It's me! Your penis.
Man, hypothermia
must be setting in.
Wait, why do you
have a southern accent?
'cause I'm from down south.
On your body. I mean...
I was, when I was alive.
But now I'm dead.
And I'm in heaven. Me.
Your beautiful body handle.
Deceased. Because you
haven't used me in years.
What? That's not true.
What about last month?
The latest issue of
fisherwoman's quarterly.
That was a few minutes of fun.
Ja, Dating ist nicht einfach. War schon gut, seine Dating Woche -- da musste ich sofort
daran denken, wie Prinz Akeem und Semmi in der New Yorker Disse am Baggern waren. Hehe.
Das darauffolgende Sex-Gedicht seiner One Night Bekanntschaft mit seinem Namen war dann
natürlich unglücklich gelaufen. Hehe.
