| Sascha (E-Mail nur eingeloggt Sichtbar) am 28.05.2022 19:04 Uhr |
Die Klo-Geschichte ist ja doch noch richtig gut geworden.
Die Schneeschnitzeljagd ist jedoch weit unter ihren Möglichkeiten geblieben.
I don't like toilets.
No offense.
I'm not a toilet.
What bugs you about 'em?
That they look
kind of like pelicans,
so when you sit down
it's like you're sitting
in a pelican's mouth?
Uh, no. It was years ago.
I was fixing a toilet,
a pipe burst,
and a very tiny piece of poop
flew through the air
and into my... my mouth!
I spit it out
and gargled with vodka.
Then I googled "full
mouth replacement surgery,"
but they only do it in Romania.
